Well, another month has come and gone, and unfortunately for us Chicagoans — we’re still in the dead of winter. STILL. And yes, I understand that it’s only February — not quite summer or anything — but a little relief from this Polar Vortex nonsense would be nice. But, I digress. Not much I can do about it, anyway.
Luckily, there are these fine things to lend a hand: